Introducing Susan

Names of corporations and individuals have been changed to protect the stupid. All other events or pieces of idiot wisdom are absolutely true. From here on I shall refer to my colleague as Susan. When I first met her I knew she wasn't that bright. I didn't have a problem with that. I am not the kind of person who 'doesn't take fools gladly'. I don't mind fools- in fact I generally get on very well with them as they find me interesting and, being a rampant egotist, I believe this to be a most appealing habit which makes up for the fact that I don't have to pretend to be interested in them. However, when they have no redeeming personality traits then suddenly you start having dark thoughts. One of which is "I want to start a blog dedicated to exposing her moronic fucking mutterings to the world so that the world can mock her in unison".

I realised that every time Susan spaketh I immediately reported this to friends and family. This led to the idea of making her stupidity immortal via the internet.

I'm tired from thinking too much about her. In my next entry I will introduce you to the day I realised that Susan was not simply 'dizzy' but proper thick.