Cookery with Susan
One morning Susan explained that the night before, she had experienced a craving for a milkshake so bought some Nesquik powder on her way home. When she arrived, she made her drink and settled down in front of the television to watch whatever asinine shite keeps her amused; but couldn't understand why her freshly made beverage tasted so disgusting.
Let's see if we can use our Poirot-like investigative minds to ascertain what Susan may have done wrong. Let's have a look at that word again, shall we? Milkshake. Milk Shake. The clue of how to make it is very much in that first syllable.
Behold, Susan! Inventor of the Watershake!
posted by Si @ 4:56 AM
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3 Comments:
It's 11:14 on a wet Bank Holiday Monday and I've just had my first laugh of the day.
Cheers Si, I predict cult stardom for this blog.
Although I think you are secretly in love with Susan. It reminds me of the relationship between Preston and Chantelle and I look forward to buying your "Hello" wedding cover issue very soon.
Excellent work 'Susan'. I'd be tempted to direct her conversations to ensure a ridiculous answer... that said, it seems like she needs no help at all.
lulling her into stupidity isn't as fun. I've tried. She's best when left to her own devices. Otherwise I'd update the blog every day.
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