The Beginning of the End
I guess the time is approaching to admit defeat. I'm fighting a losing battle- she doesn't seem to be giving me any comedy gold. Today she even used the word 'ironically'. In the correct context. I don't know if I turn this around, people. I'll try. For you.
posted by Si @ 1:52 PM
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What's happened to Susan? I'm starting to miss her
It's a matter of international concern. Where once there were 'Idiot Mountains' in Brussels, now there is a stupid shortage that could affect us all. As the UK's leading exporter of ill-thought drivel, she has to take some responsibility. She's singing 'Dr Jones' by Aqua to herself as I write this, so maybe there's some hope...
can u ask susan if she would consider having her 'rear door kicked in'? Thanks
Gosh, that's quite a rude request. She did once express a fondness for said ativity. Utterly inappropriately down the pub very early on in our relationship. Prior to the whole born-again virgin thing obviously.
Can one become a born-again botty virgin after being soiled in the unnatural?
rgds,
the Sweet Lord Baby Jesus
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