A Note to my Friends

It has come to my attention that by writing this blog I am gaining myself a reputation for being a sinister, untrustworthy figure. Following a conversation I had at the weekend, I would like to point out to people reading this, whom I know, that I am NOT writing a blog about you- you can open your mouth without fear of cyber-ridicule. You're just not interesting enough. Unless you're Susan and you're reading this. In which case the good news is that you're interesting. The bad news is everything written here except that last sentence.

Sorry, no Susan story today you idiocy-whores. Tomorrow...