I've not forgotten you

Sorry it's been quiet around these parts. Susan has been on holiday. Hopefully upon her return she'll have picked up some more stupidity.

Meat

We all went out for a meal. The finance guy was eating his dinner. Susan asked him what he was eating. To which he replied that he was eating veal.

She then asked if it was vegetarian.

Unlike A Virgin

Susan calls herself a "born-again virgin". What the fuck is that about?

More Potato Related Stuff

So Nick is going out to the shops again for lunch, and asks if anyone would like anything. Fortunately Susan does not request anything inappropriate this time, and asks instead for a packet of Salt and Vinegar Walkers crisps, and gives him the money.

Lo and behold fifteen minutes lates Nick returns. Susan is on the phone but sees him enter. Nick then drops packet of Salt and Vinegar Walkers crisps on her desk.

Cause/Effect- you can see what happened there.

But this transaction must have somehow been unclear since five minutes later, Susan called Nick to ask him if these crisps on her desk were hers, and whether he'd bought them. He should have said no. I'd love to know what her alternative exclamation would have been.

I'm working on my own with her next week. If anyone has any suggestions or questions for me to put to her, please let me know.