An Immaculate Perception

I know that I usually set the scene for these stories with a brief introductory paragraph about the conversation that inspired Susan's particular piece of wisdom, but I haven't got a clue what brought forth today's gem from the deliverer of alternative intellect. So let's cut straight to Susan...

"Do you need more than one horse to make another one?"

Yes, you did read that right. That was Susan asking me what the facts of life are. I know what you're all thinking- what you're willing me to do. Shame on you. I like a practical joke, but not even I've got the bollocks to mess with someone's head that much. I told her the truth. Sorry, I know, I'm the best friend someone could have. If you discount the website dedicated to her stupidity. However, I did ask her why she might have thought that.

"Because I've got a friend and her horse is pregnant and no other horse has been near it."

As you students of Susan will be aware, this is textbook Susan. Faced with the mystery of how the horse got pregnant- rather than consider how she may have come into contact with another horse, Susan's mind has had to seek affirmation that horses must mate to create a new life.

And this is why we love her.